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I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November... anyway?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blinky3064, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , america , terrorists , 911 , 119  - Current Score: 1764 - Added: 5 months, 18 days ago

The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an AmericanI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , 119 , iq  - Current Score: 171 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago

I was pondering the advice of a fellow Sickipedian who recommended posting jokes when the Americans are asleep.

Unfortunately...

They were asleep from July 4th 1776 until November 9th 2001 - now they are awake and mad as hell.

(Oh shit - they've seen it - here goes 7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0,-1,-2...)
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Joke by spish, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans dont get jokes 911 , 119  - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

On Thursday all of America will come together to remember the tragic events of seven years ago.

But isn't masturbating simultaneously with over 300 million people a slightly unusual way to pay your respects?
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Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , 119 , wankers  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago

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