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| Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing," says Sean. "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Then Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin." |    |
Joke by Beavis, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , old , grave , 145 , miles , dublin - Current Score: 74 - Added: 9 months, 13 days ago
| Blindness isn't always a bad thing. Take Jordan's son: at least when he grows he won't have to see how fucked up his family is | |
Joke by thebossman, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged 145 - Current Score: 24 - Added: 7 months ago
| Why is it okay to run over blind people? They can't read your licence plate. | |
Joke by As Seen On TV, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged 145 - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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