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| A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young teenage couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting. He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down. "Yes officer?" "I have to ask you, what are you doing?" "Well sir, I am reading a magazine." "What about the young lady in the backseat?" The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater." "How old are you young man?" the officer asks. "I am 18 Officer." "And the girl?" The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 16 in 11 minutes." |    |
Joke by pdf1, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged 18 , sex - Current Score: 122 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| When I was eighteen, my mum said to me, "your father didn't mean all the the things he did to you when you were a little girl." I said, "what do you mean mum?" She said, "well,he was always cross and shouted at you." I thought, "Thank fuck for that, for a moment I thought he was sorry for all the mind-blowing sex we had together." | |
Joke by mynameissue, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged 18 , mum , incest , daughter , dad , shag - Current Score: 45 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| Isn't America wonderful? You can get married and have children aged 16, you can join the army and kill people aged 18... But you need to be 21 in order to rent porn or buy beer, because you aren't considered "emotionally mature" until that age. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged porn , america , usa , age , irony , army , beer , 16 , 21 , 18 - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| I jumped out of bed this morning and felt like a 18 yr old, But where the fuck can you find one at 5.30am on a Saturday....... | |
Joke by famous amos, in Jokes with no home > morning - Tagged 18 - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
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