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The BNP has announced it will be taking over all call centres that have a British interest, they have already recorded the opening message....
"You are through to the United Kingdom. Please press 1 if you speak English... or 2 to be disconnected until you can..."
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Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Call Centres - Tagged disconnected , 2 , 1 , united kingdom , call  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago

The only thing more disgusting than two girls one cup, is the fact that it gave me an erection.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Thornado, in Sex and shit > 2 girls 1 cup - Tagged parents , 2 , birth control , girls , 1 , cup , 2 girls 1 cup  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 weeks ago

If there's 2 Muslims in a car and its NOT exploding...who's driving?

The Police.
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Joke by lol-at-ethiopia, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , car , exploding , police , 2  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year ago

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