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| Emigration to the USA is a good thing. Everytime someone moves to live in the USA from their home country the average IQ of both countries goes up. |    |
Joke by timbucks, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 203 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| "Dreaming of a White Christmas" BNP 2008 | |
Joke by Tonez, in Religion and racism > BNP - Tagged bnp , 2008 , christmas , racist - Current Score: 199 - Added: 5 days ago
| Paddy is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines. Chris: OK Paddy, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it: Ronnie Biggs Ronnie O'Sullivan Ronnie Corbett Ronnie Wood Take your time Paddy: I'll take the money Chris Chris: Are you sure, you've still got 3 lifelines Paddy: I'm sure Chris,I'll take the money Chris: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I'm sure you'd like to know the answer. Paddy: I know the answer Chris. Chris: You know the answer? You've just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental? Paddy: I may be mental Chris but I'm no feckin grass. | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 184 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| NEWSFLASH! The Irish government have announced that, as of next week, all cars in Ireland will now drive on the right hand side of the road. If this is a success, all buses and lorries will follow a week later. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 , irish , ireland , government - Current Score: 125 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| Two paddies find a mirror in the road, first one picks it up and says "I know this face but can't put a name to it." Second one picks it up and says "it's me you daft bastard!" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paddy and Mick are sent to prison. Desperate to stay in touch with each other, they invent a code and tap messages to each other by banging on the hot water pipes with a spoon. The system worked perfectly for a time,but sadly it broke down after they were transferred to seperate cells. | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 111 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| Paddy pulls alongside a lorry and shouts 'Oi, driver! You're losing your load!' Driver says 'Fuck off!' 5 miles further along, Paddy again shouts ' Oi, you're losing your load!' Driver again says 'Fuck off!' 5 miles further along, Paddy yells 'I'm not joking! Honestly, you are losing your load!' Driver then shouts 'Will you go away you thick Irish cunt, I'm gritting!' | |
Joke by joecorby, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers... "It's pronounced 'quiche'." | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 102 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Laura Bush: "We have the weekend free darling, what would you like to do?" George Bush: "I'm not sure. Let's think..." Laura Bush: "No, let's do something that you can do too." | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 97 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago
| There is an Italian, Frenchman and Irishman discussing lovemaking. The Italian Guy says, "wen I finish makin aluv to my girlafriend, I go down and tickle the back of her knees. She floats six inches above da bet in ecstacy." The French guy says, "zat is nothing, wen I finish with ze girl, I kissher all ze way down her body zen lick ze sole ofze feet. She floats twelve inches above da bet in ecstacy." The Irishman says, "dat's nothing, when I finish riding me bird, I get out of bed and wipe my knob on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof." | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 77 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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