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| I don't think my wife loves me. When I had a heart attack, she wrote for an ambulance. |    |
| Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035 Castro finally dies at 112: Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim Dies In The British Territory Of The Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon) . 35 Year Study: Diet And Exercise Is Key To Weight Loss. Nursing Home: Bill Clinton Denies Allegations Of Affair With Head nurse New Law Requires Alll Nail Clippers And Screwdrivers To Be Registered By January 2036. Postal Service Raises Price Of First Class Stamp To 17.89. Mail Delivery To Wednesday Only. Terminator 17 Smashes Box Office: Featuring Stem Cell Cloned Arnie CIA Archives Opened: George W. Bush Was A Humanoid Robot Loosely Modeled On His Father Britney Spears Comeback: Golden Oldies Concert Exasperated Pope Gives Muslims The Finger Elephants, Great White Sharks And Robins All Extinct. McDonalds Opens In Public Schools EBay Fees Have Reached 53% Of Purchase Price Boy Falls Down Stairs Playing New Retinal Implant Video Game J. K. Rowling Releases Harry Potter and the Divorce from Hell Mickle finally gets released from Broadmoor & all his editting privileges restored, street parties are held all over Britain And finally Sickipedia is still going strong with 1,000,000 jokes | |
Joke by niggers out, in Jokes with no home > Announcement - Tagged sickipedia , bush , 2036 - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| I just came home to find my family watching a show on TV containing flapping tits and a weeping cunt. I fucking hate 'Britain's got talent'. | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Britains Got Talent - Tagged 2036 - Current Score: 7 - Added: 6 months, 2 days ago
| WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. | |
Joke by maddog2840, in Sex and shit > Anti Men - Tagged 2036 - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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