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A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"

Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged 50 - Current Score: 685 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help".

Joke by cptnanabolic, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged dead , lol , 50 - Current Score: 259 - Added: 7 months ago

A quarter of over 50s are failing to save.

It's CTRL & S. You old fucks.

Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged save , 50 , ctrl , it , oap , computer - Current Score: 214 - Added: 2 months ago

Part 1:
How do you fit 50 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

Part 2:
How do you get them out again?
Doritos.

Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged 50 - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's purple, hard, 18 inches long and makes women scream in the night?

Cot death.

Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged 50 - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged 50 , 60 - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's red and silver and walks into walls?

A Baby with forks in its eyes.

Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged 50 - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What sits in the corner with its smile getting bigger and bigger?

A baby eating razor blades.

Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged 50 - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What does a dead baby in an oven look like?

I dont know either, I was too busy wanking.

Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged 50 - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's the difference between a fridge and a 5 year old?

A fridge won't cry when you stick your meat in it.

Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged 50 - Current Score: 50 - Added: 11 months ago

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