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What do Jeremy Beadle and a clock face have in common?

One big hand, one little hand and neither one can make it past 59!!!
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Joke by welshmadman, in Celebrity and news events > Jeremy Beadle - Tagged jeremy , beadle , dead , clock , 59  - Current Score: 137 - Added: 10 months ago

What do you call a man with no limbs in a swimming pool?

Bob.
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Drowning - Tagged 59  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 8 months, 28 days ago

What do you call a swimming pool full of spastics?

Vegetable soup!
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Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged 59  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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