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Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis?

He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistan , pakistani , 747 , plane , terrorist , hostage , hostages , demands  - Current Score: 72 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago

Mick Hucknall was arrested while trying to have sex with a rabbit. Apparently, he was "holding back the ears" but the "bunny was too tight to mention"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Mick Hucknall - Tagged 747  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What is the difference between Simply Red and a bull?

With a bull the horns are at the front and the arsehole at the back.
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Joke by princebuster, in Celebrity and news events > Mick Hucknall - Tagged 747  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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