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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

Americans don't know how to milk a cow!
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Joke by Conan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 9/11 , americans , america , cow , milk , 11/9  - Current Score: 241 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago

My parents went to New York on the 11th of September and all I got back was this bloody T-shirt.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by black arrow, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , new york  - Current Score: 207 - Added: 2 months ago

Why couldn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

They weren't wheel chair accessible.
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Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , superman  - Current Score: 181 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

I hear they're making a skyscraper that changes shape in Dubai.

Didn't they already do that in New York?
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Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , dynamic tower , dubai , new york , americans  - Current Score: 160 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

New Yorkers. 110 stories in 10 seconds.
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Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What does WTC stand for?

What Trade Centre.
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Joke by Darklord, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged world trade centre , 9/11 , america  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago

Did you hear Burger King are doing a 9/11 commemoration meal?

You get two flaming whoppers and a big apple crumble.
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Joke by Tokoloshe, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , twin towers , big apple , burger king , new york  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Why are the New York police and firemen the finest in the world?
Because you can now run them through a sieve.
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Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Why was the cleaner at the World Trade Center fired?

Because he left the landing lights on.
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Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

I have just returned home after watching Oliver Stone's new flick World Trade Centre, and I have to say I was a little disappointed by the storyline. Two planes crashing into the Twin Towers... on the same day. It's a bit far-fetched.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by vampy-dav, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , oliver stone , twin towers , terrorism , world trade centre  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months ago

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