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| What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Americans don't know how to milk a cow! |    |
Joke by Conan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 9/11 , americans , america , cow , milk , 11/9 - Current Score: 299 - Added: 9 months, 10 days ago
| My parents went to New York on the 11th of September and all I got back was this bloody T-shirt. | |
Joke by black arrow, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , new york - Current Score: 236 - Added: 5 months ago
| I hear they're making a skyscraper that changes shape in Dubai. Didn't they already do that in New York? | |
Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , dynamic tower , dubai , new york , americans - Current Score: 172 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
| Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. 110 stories in 10 seconds. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Did you hear Burger King are doing a 9/11 commemoration meal? You get two flaming whoppers and a big apple crumble. | |
Joke by Tokoloshe, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , twin towers , big apple , burger king , new york - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I have just returned home after watching Oliver Stone's new flick World Trade Centre, and I have to say I was a little disappointed by the storyline. Two planes crashing into the Twin Towers... on the same day. It's a bit far-fetched. | |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , oliver stone , twin towers , terrorism , world trade centre - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| The World Trade Centers collapse has been voted television event of the decade. An Al Qaeda spokesperson said they were honored with the title and look forward to releasing a sequel | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , al qaeda , terrorist , television - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Firemen recently pulled a hot dog vendor from the ruins of the WTC. Apparently, his first words were "Who ordered the two jumbos?" | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Why was the cleaner at the World Trade Center fired? Because he left the landing lights on. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombings? Once again, foreigners have proven that they can do it better and more efficiently. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc , oklahoma city bombings - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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