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| I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November... anyway? |    |
Joke by blinky3064, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , america , terrorists , 911 , 119 - Current Score: 1764 - Added: 5 months, 18 days ago
| Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fucking plane. | |
Joke by slider1874, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged terrorist , airline , ed byrne , plane , 911 - Current Score: 1000 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| It's 9/11. Hey America. Happy Remembrance Sunday. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , america , remembrance , sunday - Current Score: 242 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why couldn't Superman save the Twin Towers? They weren't wheelchair accessible. | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged superman , 911 , wheelchair - Current Score: 232 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| It's the seventh anniversary of 9/11 and there will only be one thing on American's minds. Fucking Cheeseburgers! | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , american , burger - Current Score: 231 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| A Brummie goes to Ground Zero in New York one year after 9/11. Whilst there, he sees a fireman paying his respects. The Brummie says to him, "there were a lot of people that were very proud of what you guys did". "Thanks buddy," the fireman replies. "You lot were bloody brave," the Brummie says. "Thanks. Where are you from anyhow?" the fireman asks. "Birmingham," he replies. "Birmingham? What state's that in?" asks the fireman. The Brummie looks around and replies, "about the same as this really..." | |
Joke by captain slow, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged brummie , fireman , 911 , new york - Current Score: 219 - Added: 1 year ago
| Today the Queen led the Remembrance Service up in London. We weren't remembering 9/11, because nobody here gives a fuck, we were remembering a real War where the British led forces won a great victory against the evil oppressors. In those days, the only friendly fire was the one you sat around to warm your hands. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , war - Current Score: 193 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , 119 , iq - Current Score: 171 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Did you hear about the new service offered by United Airlines? Apparently, they now fly you directly to your workplace. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged wtc , united airlines , world trade center , 911 - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet" "We don't sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply. "Well you've got one in the window!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged world , wtc , 911 , trade , centre , world trade centre , america , usa , jumbo , jet , jumbo jet , jets , plane , planes , crash , window , windows - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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