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| What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal? A cheaper Christmas |    |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , abduction , portugal , holiday , christmas - Current Score: 157 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| The McCanns have just sent a short message to the Matthews family. All it said was.. "fucking amateurs"! | |
Joke by Karen Mathews Lover, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged abduction , mcanns , mathews - Current Score: 140 - Added: 7 months, 14 days ago
| What's the difference between Shannon Matthews and Lassie? Lassie came home. (Alternative answers- Lassie had nicer hair, Lassie has a prettier face, Lassie is a better fuck) | |
Joke by IchKommen, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged shannon matthews , lassie , abduction , news , shannon - Current Score: 98 - Added: 9 months, 8 days ago
| What do you get when you take your child on holiday in Portugal? A guaranteed window seat on the plane on the way home | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged child abduction , madeleine mccann , portugal , abduction - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I called the child abduction line the other day, unfortunately they didn't do takeaways. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged child , abduction - Current Score: 18 - Added: 9 months, 10 days ago
| What's the difference between heathrow security and Madeleine McCann? Heathrow Security is still tight. | |
Joke by sullen, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged heathrow , terrorism , abduction , madeleine , portugal , madeleine mccann , maddie - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| There was a young girl called Maddy, Who was killed by her mummy and daddy, The murder began, With a McCann and a Megane, But was blamed on a portugese baddy. | |
Joke by roblaw, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged maddy , maddie , kate , gerry , mccann , dead baby , baby , abduction , peado - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Shannon Matthew's face just goes to show that God likes a good laugh just as much as the rest of us. | |
Joke by MightyBoosh, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , ugly , dog , abduction - Current Score: 8 - Added: 8 months, 17 days ago
| so it was said in the news today that when shannon matthews was abducted she was drugged and tethered...... ...... kinky bitch | |
Joke by jazza l s, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon mathews , drugs , abduction - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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