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| Three men - an Australian, a Jew, and an Abo - are crossing the road, when a bus runs them all over, killing them instantly. They appear before Saint Peter, who prepares to let them into Heaven. The three plead and beg to be allowed to go back, as they're only young and haven't led full lives. Eventually, Saint Peter relents and lets them go back to earth - on the one condition that they each pay him $500. The Aussie pays his $500 straight away, and BANG!!, he's back in the same street he had just left. Immediately, he goes into the nearest pub, and tells all of his mates his amazing story. Of course, they don't believe him. "So," asks one mate, "if all this is true, then where's the Jew and the Abo?". "Well," says the Aussie, "when I left them, the Jew had him down to $300, and the Abo was arguing that the government should pay for it". |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , jew , aussie , heaven - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do hockey goalies and Jewish girls have in common? They both change their pads after three periods. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged abo , goalies , tampons - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the difference between a cricket ball and an Abo chick's pussy? If you tried really hard, you could eat a cricket ball. | |
Joke by drnano, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged cricket , abo , pussy - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A truckie going from Melbourne to Perth picks up a hitchhiker. After a while the hitchhiker says he's tired and lays down in the truck's "sleeper" compartment for a rest. A while later the hitchhiker is woken up by the noise of the truck running over something: "BASH!, BASH!, BASH!". "What's all the racket?" he asks the driver. "Oh, I just hit an Abo". "But what was all that other noise?". "Well, I had to go over two fences to get the bastard". | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , hitchhiker - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Q. What's the difference between an Abo girl from Redfern, and rubbish in the street? A. Sometimes rubbish gets picked up. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , rubbish - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Q. What do you call an Abo with a sheet of corrugated iron? A. A first home buyer. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , corrugated , iron - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Q. How do you kill an Arab whilst he's having a drink? A. Slam the toilet lid down on his head. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , drink , toilet - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Why don't Abo cheerleader girls do the splits? They would stick to the floor. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , cheerleader - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Q. What do you call an Abo with 50 sheets of corrugated iron? A. A real estate agent. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged abo , corrugated , iron - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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