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Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?
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Joke by durjaya, in Jokes with no home > Ironic - Tagged ironic , abortion , irony , egg  - Current Score: 1156 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago

You do realise what this means for the Republicans now that Obama has won don't you?

Sarah Palin's daughter can finally get that abortion!!
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Joke by davedou, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged barack obama , abortion , republican , democrat , sarah palin  - Current Score: 192 - Added: 3 weeks ago

I'm volunteering at nights in an abortion clinic. It's great. Not only do I get to meet loads of girls who are a bit slutty, but I know in advance that they're not looking for anything too serious.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged abortion , counselling , serious relationships  - Current Score: 167 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago

Where does a female chav go to lose weight?

The abortion clinic.
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Joke by b3tard, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged b3tard , female , chav , chavette , abortion , baby , dead , foetus  - Current Score: 136 - Added: 9 months, 21 days ago

Heard about the Irish abortion clinic?

There's a 12 month waiting list
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Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , abortion , clinic , waiting  - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Abortion: It really brings out the child in you.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by luketobin10, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged abortion  - Current Score: 109 - Added: 7 months ago

I used to get teased at school for being small, because I was born prematurely.

My dad told me they were wrong, I just survived the abortion.
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Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged abortion , teased , premature , small  - Current Score: 86 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago

Why can't you fool an aborted foetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.
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Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged abortion , foetus  - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Why is the Catholic clergy so opposed to abortion?

Because it means there are less children to molest.
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Joke by Hannah Pimperton, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged catholic , priests , abortion  - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Condoms are getting bloody expensive these days. It's actually cheaper just to fork out for the odd abortion now and then.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Babies - Tagged condoms , abortion , sex  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago

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