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| My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged mood , swings , wife , beat , ring , abuse - Current Score: 3488 - Added: 11 months ago
| How do you know if your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged child , abuse , oral , cock - Current Score: 888 - Added: 1 year ago
| Saw that NSPCC advert a while back: "Jenny's uncle makes her do things that, as a child, she doesn't understand..." I thought "Sudoku?" | |
Joke by Nykrus, in Sex and shit > Uncle - Tagged abuse , uncle , sudoku , nspcc - Current Score: 183 - Added: 11 months ago
| STOP RAPE! SAY YES! | |
Joke by The_Cat, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , abuse - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 year ago
| When I was younger, the British care system really let me down. Growing up, my dad would beat me every week without fail. This went on for years until, one day, I finally plucked up the courage to phone Childline. However, upon a thorough investigation, the so called childcare experts decided that constantly topping my high-score on Pac-Man, Donkey Kong and Outrun did not constitute abuse. | |
Joke by pally76, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged abuse , childline , pacman - Current Score: 94 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| Christmas dinner at the McCanns. Gerry asks the twins "who wants stuffing?" and one turns to the other and says "it's at times like this I really miss Maddie" | |
Joke by tony.t, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged sex and shit , abuse , death , maddie , cunts , kidnap , fucking , xmas , christmas , paedo - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year ago
| Now, I'm not saying spousal abuse is right, I'm just saying that sometimes she deserves it. | |
Joke by CJJ, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged spouse , spousal , abuse , deserves , wife , beat - Current Score: 43 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray | |
Joke by anthony192, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged smoking , children , abuse - Current Score: 40 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
| Jack and Jill were twins who couldn't find dates to the prom. So Jill asked Jack to go with her. Jack said, "no, you're my sister, that's gross." Jill said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't find another date, you'll take me." So Jack said okay. Well, Jack couldn't find a date so he went with Jill. They were just standing by the punch bowl, and Jill asked Jack to dance. Jack said, "no, you're my sister, that's gross." Jill said, "Come on. It'll be fun." So Jack said okay, and they had a great time. After the dance, Jill asked Jack to take her to Makeout Hill. Jack said, "no, you're my sister, It would be gross." Jill said, "we'll just talk, we don't talk anymore." So Jack said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Jill moved to the backseat. Jill said, "Come on, Jack, take me." Jack didn't argue. When Jack moved on top of Jill, Jill murmured, "You're a lot lighter than dad." Jack said back, "I know. Mom told me last night." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged jack , jill , mam , dad , fuck , prom , sex , abuse - Current Score: 35 - Added: 8 months ago
| Under new laws, women who murder their partners after years of abuse will be treated more leniently by the courts. So I'm going to get in first and kill the bitch. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged law , court , abuse , murder , kill , bitch - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
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