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| "Where do you come from?" the Englishman asked the American. "From the greatest country in the world," replied the American. "Funny," said the Englishman, "you've got the strangest English accent I've ever heard." |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , british , accent , greatest country - Current Score: 428 - Added: 5 months, 6 days ago
| I was at work the other day when a bloke come up to me and said " I can't do it!" "Do What?" I replied. "No matter how hard I try, I can't do a Welsh accent. I just end up sounding like a paki" I said "well you're just gonna have to keep practicing Ahmed" | |
Joke by Randall, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged welsh , paki , accent - Current Score: 94 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago
| How to speak New Zealand Say out loud for full effect! Milburn - capital of Victoria Peck - to fill a suitcase Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects Pigs - for hanging out washing with Pump - to act as agent for prostitute Pug - large animal with a curly tail Nin tin dough - computer game Munner stroney - soup Min - male of the species Mess Kara - eye makeup McKennock - person who fixes cars Mere - Mayor Leather - foam produced from soap Lift - departed Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman Kittle crusps - potato chips Ken's - Cairns Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim Jungle Bills - Christmas carol Inner me - enemy Guess - vapour Fush - marine creatures Fitter cheney - type of pasta Ever cardeau - avocado Fear hear - blonde Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym Duffy cult - not easy Amejen - visualise Day old chuck - very young poultry Bug hut - popular recording Bun button - been bitten by insect Beard - a place to sleep Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden One Doze - well known computer program Brudge - structure spanning a stream Sex - one less than sivven Tin - one more than nine Iggs Ecktly - Precisely Earplane - large flying machine Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft Cuds - children Pits - domestic animals Cuttin - baby cat Munce - usually served on toast | |
Joke by nassi, in Religion and racism > New Zealander - Tagged kiwi , new zealand , new zealander , accent , fush & chups - Current Score: 38 - Added: 6 months, 11 days ago
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