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| One in five of all road accidents are caused by someone falling asleep at the wheel That means four in five are caused by people who are wide awake That is why I take sleeping tablets before I start any road journey. |    |
Joke by nevergreen, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged accidents , cars , sleeping - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| My front garden's won £500 in a "Britain in Bloom" competition! It's fucking great living next to an accident hotspot! | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged death , accidents , accident hotspot , flowers - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Be safety conscious: 80% of people are caused by accidents. | |
Joke by iKarp, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged accidents , sex safety - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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