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| My ex-girlfriend says that I spoilt her and that I've ruined her for other men. In fairness, I did throw acid in her face. |    |
Joke by Fles, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged acid , face , spoilt - Current Score: 137 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| "Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes." | |
Joke by mikey, in Jokes with no home > Real Quotes - Tagged jimmy carr , acid , eyes - Current Score: 73 - Added: 7 months ago
| Little Johnny was playing with something in the road. The local vicar came up to him and said, "hello, little Johnny. What's that your playing with?" Little Johnny replied, "it`s Sulphuric acid." "You mustn't play with that," gasped the vicar, "it's dangerous" Little Johhny says,"hey, I don't tell you not to play with holy water!" The vicar says, "no, because holy water is good. The other day I put holy water on a pregnant woman's tummy and she passed a baby boy." "Well..." says little Johnny "...the other day I put Sulphuric Acid on my dogs Bollocks and he passed a Ferrari." | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Little Johnny - Tagged vicar , acid , dog , bollocks , ferrari - Current Score: 27 - Added: 7 months ago
| What goes :- Plink, Plink, Fizzzzzzz? Two babies dropped in a bath of acid!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Illness and mortality > children - Tagged acid , baby , crazy advertising - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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