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| What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13 or so. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged catholic , priest , acne , child , boy - Current Score: 184 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's long, hard and hurts gypsies? My Shovel... | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , shovel , long , hard , acne , spots - Current Score: 86 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago
| A blind guy goes to a prostitute but, as he is blind, he can't see what he is getting and ends up with a pox ridden old boot. They go upstairs and she undresses. He runs his hand over her spotty arse and recoils. "It's okay," she says, "just a bit of acne." "Thank god," he says, "I thought it was the price list." | |
Joke by famous amos, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , blind , acne - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| 90% of teenagers suffer from acne, which is a good thing. Think how high teenage pregnancy would be if some of them didnt look like pizzas | |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > 123456 - Tagged acne , teenage , 8 out of 10 cats , jimmy carr - Current Score: 21 - Added: 6 days ago
| Wesley Snipes has the worst acne.. Have you seen his massive blackhead? | |
Joke by smackaine, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged wesley , snipes , blackhead , acne , lol - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| Why don't Italian kids get spots? They slide off. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , acne - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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