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| "I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged single , partner , add , love , chicks - Current Score: 320 - Added: 2 months ago
| How is it you can throw a burnt match out of a car window and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches, a box of fire lighters, 500ml of lighter fuel and a Sunday paper but still can't light the fucking BBQ? | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > FIRE - Tagged add , the , word , to , make , your , joke , funny , quotfuckingquot - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 month ago
| I keep trying to post this joke on ADD but I get distracted before I fi | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > ADD - Tagged add , albinobob - Current Score: 72 - Added: 2 months ago
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