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| Apparently three in ten South African women carry the HIV virus. This aroused my gambling addiction and I really couldn't help myself, so I raped seven South African women. Now I sit and wait... |    |
Joke by redman, in Religion and racism > South African - Tagged south african , aids , hiv , gambling , addict , addiction , rape - Current Score: 89 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| I'm addicted to placebos. I'd give them up, but it wouldn't make any difference. | |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Addictions - Tagged placebo , addiction , steven wright - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| Three woman and their children go on a TV show to see a psychologist to try and cut out their addictions. The psychologist says that he will be able to say what their addiction is before they have said anything, just by the name of their children. The first woman's child is called Charlie so the doctor says she's a coke addict. The second woman's child is called Candy, so the doctor says she must be addicted to sweets. Before the doctor could get to the third woman, she whispers in her son's ear, "come on, Dick, I think it's time to go." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Illness and mortality > Addictions - Tagged dick , names , children , woman , psychologist , addict , addiction - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| This wanking addiction is ruining my life. I've got to get a grip on myself. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged wanking , mastrubation , addiction , grip , hold - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
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