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| This woman is spring cleaning her house and, while she is standing on a chair getting the cobwebs down, little Johnny can see right up her skirt. "What's that, mum, that hairy thing up there?" says little Johnny whilst pointing at her fanny Realising she did not put her knickers on, his mum said, "oh, it's my nerve." Just then the doorbell rang and little Johnny answered it. Standing there was a bloke in a suit who says, "hello, I'm from Addis, we make brushes, anything from sweeping brushes to toilet brushes. This is a new brush to clean the inside of a teapot, it's only a tenner. Can you ask your mother if she would like to buy it, please?" So little Johnny tells his mum and shows her the brush and she says, "a tenner for that, the thieving bastard! No, tell him I don't want it." So Johnny goes back to the bloke and says, "Mum doesn't want it, you're a thieving bastard." The bloke says, "you what?" Johnny says again, "Mum doesn't want it and you're a thieving bastard." So the bloke says, "well, you tell your mum she's got a fucking nerve." And little Johnny replies, "yes, and it's got a lot more hairs on it than your fucking brush." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , addis , brush , nerve , teapot , toilet - Current Score: 44 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
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