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| I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night. I never really got along with my real ladder. |    |
Joke by Philthy, in Jokes with no home > Orphans - Tagged ladder , father , adoption , vote for this or your nob will fall off - Current Score: 167 - Added: 7 months ago
| We met at the adoption agency. I said, "do you come here orphan?" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Orphans - Tagged cum , we are family , adoption - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| I'd really like to see Gay adoption go ahead... They would be brilliant dads: they already know where the best parks are, and already know how to put talcum powder on a sore bottom... | |
Joke by black arrow, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged gay , adoption , dads - Current Score: 51 - Added: 5 months ago
| My wife put on 3 stone before our first son was born. A bit surprising, since we adopted. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Adoption - Tagged adoption , son , overweight - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 days ago
| Just seen a preview of Children In Need. There was a heart rending story about a seven year old Congoese boy who was sitting there with hundreds of flies round his mouth. Apparently, for a donation of £1.00 you can adopt him. It's worthwhile - next Summer you can sit him in the garden and he'll keep the flies away from your barbeque. | |
Joke by northerngeorge, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , congo , blackie , children in need , adoption - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 week ago
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