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| The pretty young teacher enters the classroom to find "I've got the biggest cock in the school" written on the blackboard. The teacher says, "Alright, who did that?" Little Johnny immediately put his hand up. "Me, Miss," he said. "Right, I want to see you after class", says the teacher Johnny turns to his mate and says, "Who said advertising doesn't pay?" |    |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged advertising , big dick , classroom , blackboard , little johnny - Current Score: 141 - Added: 3 months ago
| Murphy decided to open up his own D.I.Y store called "Murphy's Nails". It started off fairly well but he decided it could do with some advertisiment so he rang his mate Pat who was a media advertiser to make a T.V. advert for him which Pat agreed and said it would air on Friday. Murphy got all excited and invited all his friends and family round to watch it. The advert began with the camera at the bottom of the hill and it gradually panned up to the top to show Jesus on the cross and the tagline "They used Murphy's Nails" appeared. Murphy was horrified and his friends and family were disgusted, so immediatley he rang his mate Pat and screamed down the phone at him "What's this, that's not the way to sell my product, people are gonna get the wrong message". Pat replied, "Aye, I can see you're problem, i'm sorry pal, i'll change it and it'll re-air next Friday. So next Friday comes round and Murphy nervously invites all his friends and family back to watch the advert that should've appeared. As the advert comes on it again starts the same way with the camera at the bottom of the hill, it gradually pans up to the top of the hill to show the same cross, however it's empty, and in the distance Jesus can be seen legging it and up comes the tagline "They Should've Used Murphy's Nails". | |
Joke by ravage monster, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged cross , irish , advertising - Current Score: 107 - Added: 8 months, 24 days ago
| 25 million jews murdered between 1933 and 1945. Carlsberg don't do holocausts... | |
Joke by roandy, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged carlsberg , jews , nazi , holocaust , advertising - Current Score: 79 - Added: 6 months ago
| Sky TV has announced they have abandoned the idea of advertising their television programs on Sikipedia after the word 'DUPLICATE' seemed to appear at the end of every listing. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Television - Tagged sky , tv , duplicate , advertising , sickipedia , appeared - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months ago
| Subliminal advertising is finger licking good. | |
Joke by post-sanity, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged kfc , advertising - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Have you seen these adverts on Stagecoach buses that have been going around for a while? "The same, but different." Two pictures of a young girl on there, to the left she's in school uniform and to the right she's dolled up in casual clothing and makeup. Underneath this is the tagline "It's no wonder we get confused!" Now correct me if I'm wrong, but if you're in court on a charge of statutory rape for engaging in sexual intercourse with someone under the age of consent I don't think this would be a significant defence. | |
Joke by Exu, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged bus , advertising , girls , court , sex , rape , paedophilia , underage - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 week ago
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