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| ~Vote Labour~ And have a Nigger for a Neighbour! --Genuine Conservative Party slogan from the 1960s-- ---------------------------------------------------- Oh my god. I've just looked it up and it's true. Peter Griffiths in 1964. "If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Liberal or Labour." |    |
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged conservatives , conservative , labour , nigger , neighbour , politics , 1960s , adverts , advert - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months ago
| 'Hit me at 40mph and there's around an 80% chance I'll die. Hit me at 30pmh and there's around an 80% chance I'll live. Please stop trying to hit me.' | |
Joke by Kier2008, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged adverts , russell howard - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Hit me at 30, and there's an 80% chance I'll live. Hit me at 40 and there's an 80% chance I'll die. Please hit me at 50 where there is a 100% chance I'll be rid of these fucking annoying adverts! | |
Joke by lawtom, in Illness and mortality > Car Crash - Tagged live , die , hit , fucking , adverts - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month ago
| I have no sympathy for the 25 hostages being held on the Somali Oil Tanker. For years the ignorant cunts overlooked all those adverts about Piracy and how they'll soon be on to them. | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged pirates , piracy , adverts , 25 hostages who thought they would never get caught , ignorant cunts - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 days ago
| So Head & Shoulders love every colour except white do they? Racist cunts! | |
Joke by def-con-one, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged adverts , head amp shoulders - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm fucking raging! Can't believe it! Some arsehole has smashed into my car with one of those new Skodas. There's fucking marzipan and sponge everywhere! | |
Joke by karlknight967, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged adverts , skoda , sponge - Current Score: -2 - Added: 5 months ago
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