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| Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right, three times..." "Three, hmmm, well when were they?" "Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start that business on your own and no bank would give you a loan... Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked..." "Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me.... So when was number two?" "Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you... Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself and then you were in good shape again..." "I can't believe it!! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life... I couldn't have a more wonderful wife... all right then, when was number three?" "Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the fishing club .... And you were ten votes short...." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged anniversary , sex , health , affairs , cheating - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months ago
| Sue had been married to Frank for 20 years. One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and £5.000. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband about it. "Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad. "But what about the £5000?" "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them." | |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged eggs , box , affairs , money - Current Score: 16 - Added: 11 months ago
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