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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"
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Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged flying carpet , arabian nights , afghani  - Current Score: 799 - Added: 3 months ago

While waiting to finalise their Australian residental status, two Afghanistani men start chatting. As they part, they agree to meet in a years time and see who has adapted better to the Australian way of life.
True to their word, they meet after the year is up. The first says to the second, "We have integrated so well...yesterday, I ate a meat pie and drank a VB while watching my son play Aussie rules, and we own a Holden VK Commodore."
The second man replies "Fuck off, ya towelhead."
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Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , afghani , meat , pie , vb , rules , towelhead , vk , commodore , holden  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago

So, an Afghan women in under arrest over having an abortion with a razor blade.

THATS BRUTAL! She should've just used coat-hangers.
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Joke by paedo, in Sex and shit > Abortion - Tagged abortion , afghan , afghani , afghanistan , illegal , rape  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 hours ago

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