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| Prince Harry is to be greeted by his father as he disembarks the plane on his return from Afghanistan. However, James Hewitt was not available, so Prince Charles was sent instead. |    |
Joke by bnmatt, in Celebrity and news events > Royalty - Tagged prince harry , prince charles , royalty , afghanistan - Current Score: 100 - Added: 8 months ago
| The Americanisation of the British is getting ridiculous. We even opened fire on our troops today. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged friendly fire , afghanistan , apache helicopter , americanisation , americanization , war , moob - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months ago
| In light of ten French Soldiers being killed in Afghanistan, the French Army has ordered its troops to wear their bulletproof vests back to front. This will ensure no more of its troops are killed as a result of running away or retreating. | |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged french army , soldier , afghanistan , cheese eating surrender monkeys - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months ago
| A female American reporter, in Afghanistan a few years, was dismayed to see that the women were forced to walk 10 paces behind the men. She returned five years later and was elated to see that the women were all now walking ahead of their husbands. She asked one woman what had brought about this remarkable change in the status of women. The woman replied, "Landmines". | |
Joke by councilkid, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged sexism , afghanistan - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month ago
| How do you know your a member of the Taliban? When you use your bare left hand to wipe your arse, but you think bacon is unclean!! | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged taliban , afghanistan - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I saw on the news that a British soldier had been killed in Afghanistan , who was described as a "female military intelligence officer." Female Military Intelligence? Wow, fuck me, a double oxymoron! | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged female , women , army , oxymoron , double oxymoron , military intelligence , afghanistan , dead , soldier - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months ago
| 113 is the number of American troops who have died in Afghanistan this year, surpassing last year's record of 111. I've got 115 in the sweep, so fingers crossed for a couple more tonight. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , america , dead , afghanistan , sweep - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why is everyone so angry in Afghanistan? Because of the telly ban. | |
Joke by Randall, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged taliban , afghanistan , telly - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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