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Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.

Please give just a small donation of £2 and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious!
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Amputation - Tagged africa , orphan , cycle , school  - Current Score: 1236 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa they didn't know what "Food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "Honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "Shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "Opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "Solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "Please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "The rest of the world" meant
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > The World - Tagged world , survey , un , africa , eastern , europe , western , china , middle , east , south , america , usa  - Current Score: 345 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

A recent survey found that Africa was in fact the happiest continent to live in.

Everyone there seemed positive.
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Joke by lolacaust, in Illness and mortality > AIDS - Tagged africa , aids , positive , death  - Current Score: 302 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy?

He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged africa , death , mid life crisis , black , blacks , nigger , niggers , the onion  - Current Score: 255 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago

There is a new girls' doll out on the market. It comes with no shoes, no clothes, no house, no car and no farm.

It's called Zim-barbie.
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Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Racism - Tagged girls toys , poverty , africa  - Current Score: 222 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago

I just bought myself a can of Lynx Africa.

I always wondered what AIDS, famine and civil war smelt like.
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Joke by Revvyb, in Jokes with no home > Africa - Tagged aids , famine , civil war , africa  - Current Score: 209 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Following the controversy over Mohammed the bear, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of AfricaI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged teddy , mohammed , sooty , africa , sudan , lenny henry  - Current Score: 179 - Added: 10 months ago

I find it shocking that so many African leaders are openly criticising Western governments, especially Britain, for their role in the slave trade. Fucking hypocrites. Who sold the slaves to the whites in the first place?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , african , africa , africans , nigger , niggers , slave , role , slaves , whites , slave trade , britain  - Current Score: 165 - Added: 3 months ago

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by vincent sequerah, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged africa , black , who gives a shit , third world , jimmy carr  - Current Score: 103 - Added: 7 months ago

In Africa, there are two types of people: the warlords and the ones with AIDS. You shouldn't fuck with either.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ITK2342, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged africa , warlords , black , aids , fuck  - Current Score: 90 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago

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