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| Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, fucking stop it then!" |    |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Bono - Tagged bono , u2 , african , child , death - Current Score: 260 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over a dead lion. "Did you kill that lion?" asks the Zulu. "Yeah, I beat it to death with my club," the pygmy replies. "Fuck, you must have a big club," says the Zulu. "Aye, there's about thirty of us." | |
Joke by sexy rambo, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged zulu , pygmy , african - Current Score: 206 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| I went into a pub the other day. There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, two Asians, an African man, and two Homosexuals. ... didn't stay long. | |
Joke by iatlv1, in Religion and racism > MIXED RACES - Tagged englishman , irishman , scotsman , asian , african , homosexual - Current Score: 202 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| I find it shocking that so many African leaders are openly criticising Western governments, especially Britain, for their role in the slave trade. Fucking hypocrites. Who sold the slaves to the whites in the first place? | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , african , africa , africans , nigger , niggers , slave , role , slaves , whites , slave trade , britain - Current Score: 167 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move. | |
Joke by TLEWTree, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged poor , african , jimmy carr - Current Score: 91 - Added: 10 months ago
| A local snooker player died last week. His funeral was yesterday. Buried in front of him are a Pakistani, an African and a Jap. His wife moaned, "it's totally unfair, he's completely snookered behind the black, brown and yellow!!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged snooker , jap , african , pakistani , graveyard , funeral - Current Score: 72 - Added: 2 days ago
| Three South Africans, a black and two whites, are in jail, discussing what they're in for. The first white South African is asked what he's in for, to which he replied "Robbery, and I got two years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't armed robbery, or I'd have got five years." The second white South African is asked next, to which he replied "Sexual assault, and I got 7 years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't rape, or I'd have got ten years." The black South African is finally asked, to which he replied "Riding my bike without a light, and I got life. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't dark, or I'd be facing a firing squad!" | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > South African - Tagged south , african , life , jail , robbery , rape , riding , bike , firing , squad , black , white - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| It costs 10p to send this message that's enough money to buy food drink and shelter for an African child for a day. Send this message on to 7 people and starve the cunt for a week | |
Joke by jazza l s, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged african , text messages , money , harsh but fair - Current Score: 40 - Added: 5 months ago
| An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In South Afrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice." The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Well mate, in New Zealand we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice ay." The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Kiwis - Tagged aussie , kiwi , south , african , shoot , gun , cup , sand , diamond , australian , new zealander , nz , pub , bar - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do Africans and bikes have in common? They both work better with chains on. | |
Joke by Aidsisfun, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged african - Current Score: 33 - Added: 11 months ago
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