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| I'm not giving money to help the fucking africans anymore, kind hearted burnley fans made a donation, and the ungrateful nigger threw it back at them. |    |
Joke by geemack, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged charity , africans , donation , nigger , didier drogba - Current Score: 247 - Added: 1 week ago
| I find it shocking that so many African leaders are openly criticising Western governments, especially Britain, for their role in the slave trade. Fucking hypocrites. Who sold the slaves to the whites in the first place? | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , african , africa , africans , nigger , niggers , slave , role , slaves , whites , slave trade , britain - Current Score: 175 - Added: 4 months ago
| I wish the Africans would stop going on about walking umpteen miles from their homes to get fresh water. They live in mud huts, it's not like they've got a mortgage. | |
Joke by Benny Lin, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged water , mortgage , africa , africans , kenya , idiots - Current Score: 162 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Our TV screens seem to be constantly filled with images of starving Africans, usually with swarms of flies buzzing around them. Why don't they just eat the flies? | |
Joke by councilkid, in Jokes with no home > Africa - Tagged africans , flies , hungry - Current Score: 138 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between an African guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed the family. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged africans , pizza - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Warning to all UK citizens: there is a new type of key coming over from Europe and Africa. It can get into any house, shop or car so be alert. It's called a dar-key. | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged africans , niggers - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| During the 70s a University lecturer had a bit of a bad reputation for being sexist. Anyway, this was the era of feminism, and a group of his female students were getting pretty pissed off with his remarks. So they agreed that when he next made a sexist or offensive comment, they would all get up and walk out of his lecture. Anyway, he was lecturing one morning, and mentioned that a group of African Students were coming over- " Hey girls," he said " You know what they say about Africans- I'm sure they will keep you all satified. " With this he made a "big dick" gesture with his hands, which was greeted by laughs from the lads. Well, in response the girls got up and started to walk out. Calm as a cucumber, the lecturer looked at his watch and said " Ladies, there really isn't any point rushing, they won't be here until this this evening." | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged students , feminists , university , africans , big dick , wit , one upmanship , onewomandownship , men , women - Current Score: 33 - Added: 5 months ago
| Africans finished in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th place in the Olympic Marathon. Seems like having to walk 10 miles a day to get water does have its advantages.... | |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged africa , africans , olympics , beijing , 2008 , marathon , 10 , miles , black - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| Lots of people moan about how bad AIDS is. But just think about how many more Africans and queers there would be without it... really it's a pretty damn good thing. | |
Joke by shitemonkey, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged aids , africans - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
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