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| A man owned a small farm in New York. The New York State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them" demanded the agent. "Well" replied the farmer "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit" says the agent. "That would be me...." replied the farmer. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Farming - Tagged farm , inland revenue , agent , underpaid - Current Score: 144 - Added: 8 months ago
| Four blokes on a plane - A Brit, a Russian, a Yank and a Paki The Yank says "I'm a CIA agent" The Brit says "I'm an MI6 agent" The Russian says "I'm a KGB agent" The Paki says "I'm a Newsagent" | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cia , kgb , mi6 , agent - Current Score: 127 - Added: 1 year ago
| After Mr. O'Toole's barn burned down, he called the insurance agent to file a claim. He told the insurance man, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand bucks, and we need that money immediately!" "Just a minute there, Mr. O'Toole," the agent replied. "Insurance doesn't work quite like that." "What do you mean?!" he said. "The policy here says $50,000!" "That's a maximum," the insurance man said. "What we do is will ascertain the value of what was insured, and then provide you with a new one of comparable worth." After a long pause, he replied "That's how insurance works?" "Absolutely," the agent said. "Well then," he said, "I'd like to cancel the policy on my wife immediately!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Insurance - Tagged wife , policy , insurance , agent - Current Score: 26 - Added: 7 months ago
| An agent finds out that his top actress client has been moonlighting as an escort. Having long lusted after her, he asks if he can have sex with her that night. She agrees but says "you will have to pay like everyone else". The agent agrees and meets the actress at her house that night. After turning out all the lights, they have sex. The actress falls asleep, but after ten minutes she is awoken and the scene repeats itself. This goes on for the next few hours. Eventually the actress screams out: "This is amazing! I never knew you agents were so virile!" A voice from the dark replies: "Lady, I'm not your agent.....He's at the door selling tickets!" | |
Joke by qq, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged agent , sex - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months ago
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