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What's the difference between a British and an Iraqi soldier?

Don't know?

Welcome to the United States Air Force, son!
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Joke by CUTTSY, in Celebrity and news events > Iraq - Tagged british , iraqi , soldier , united , states , air , force  - Current Score: 562 - Added: 1 year ago

This bloke is flying his hot air balloon over southern Ireland and he is completely lost. He looks down and sees a bloke fishing on a lake, so he shouts down, "hello, could you please tell me where I am?"
And Paddy shouts up, "you can't fool me, mister, you're in that fuckin' basket."
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Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , hot , air , ballon , ireland , basket  - Current Score: 75 - Added: 5 months ago

Because of the poor air quality in China, Athletes are being asked to wear gas masks when they compete.

Fantastic, I'll finally be able to get a stiffy watching the Russian Beach Volleyball Team.
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged erection , olympics , ugly russian women , air , china  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 3 months ago

Why are Jews noses so big?

Because air is free!
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Joke by kdivers, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , nose , air  - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Why is air a lot like sex?

Because its no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged air , sex  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

What's the difference between Maddie and fresh air?

About 6 feet.
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Joke by FrenchDogBlues, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , maddie , madeleine , air , feet  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months ago

Why is sex like air?

It's only important when you're not getting any
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Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , air  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months ago

Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force
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Joke by Snan, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraq , air , force  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 10 months ago

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