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| Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fucking plane. |    |
Joke by slider1874, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged terrorist , airline , ed byrne , plane , 911 - Current Score: 981 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking, we are about to land at Newcastle Airport, passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years...” | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged airline , pilot , watches , captain , frankie boyle - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 month ago
| A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Brain Dead - Tagged wife , airline , trip , discount - Current Score: 34 - Added: 9 months ago
| Breaking news: TAM airlines are now in talks with Immac to find ways of delivering Brazillian landing strips that don't result in a nasty burning sensation. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Brazil Plane Crash - Tagged brazil , plane crash , airline - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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