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| Police today arrested a Thalidomide couple at Heathrow Airport. They were charged under the terrorism act, for trying to take small arms onto a plane. |    |
Joke by Rexton, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged thalidomide , police , airport , terrorism , small arms , terrorists , terrorist , small , arms , arrest , arrested , plane , planes , act , couple - Current Score: 131 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I was booking in my luggage at Heathrow and said to the booking desk girl, "can you send one of my suitcases to Rome, one to Paris and one to Madrid please?" "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid we can't do that," she replied. "Why not? You managed it last fucking year." | |
Joke by captain slow, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged airport , luggage , lost - Current Score: 114 - Added: 8 months ago
| The man in charge of the luggage at Terminal 5 at Heathrow has been sacked and awaiting trial at court with another 28,000 cases to be taken into account. | |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > heathrow - Tagged airport , mess , crap - Current Score: 102 - Added: 7 months ago
| Overheard today at the airport check in desk, from a loud American couple- " Ma'm, are you sure it is still safe to fly to Atlanta? Only we hear that the Russians have been attacking Georgia." | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , american , georgia , usa , russia , dumb , airport - Current Score: 79 - Added: 3 months ago
| Gary Glitter is at Bangkok airport stuck in Limbo. Limbo said, "it's okay, Mr Glitter very nice man." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , bankok , airport , limbo - Current Score: 76 - Added: 2 months ago
| One of the Glasgow terror suspects has died from his injuries. His condition has been described as satisfactory. | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged glasgow , airport , terrorism - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A Paki was flying home to see his family. He went to the ticket office but found out he was a pound short for his ticket, so he went up to a guy and said, "excuse me please, I need one pound so I may go home to Pakistan." The guy gives him ten quid and says, "here you go, take nine of your mates with you." | |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , airport , home , ticket , mates - Current Score: 54 - Added: 6 months ago
| 1 can of petrol - £20 2 Calor gas bottles - £42.50 1 Cherokee jeep - £2000 Watching two terrorists burn alive - Priceless | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged glasgow , airport , terrorism - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Typical - the smoking ban comes into force and yet Muslims can still light up in airports. | |
Joke by cursor, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged smoking , ban , muslim , glasgow , airport , terrorism - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Went on a pleasure trip last weekend. Drove my mother-in-law to the airport. | |
Joke by pharoahdonny, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged mother in law , pleasure trip , airport - Current Score: 29 - Added: 6 months ago
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