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| If you believe in creation as proposed in the Bible, then Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the Earth to have become populated. This is surely proof that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden. |    |
Joke by jmtRyan, in Religion and racism > Adam And Eve - Tagged creation , eden , alabama - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago
| How do you know when you are at an Alabama wedding? Everyone sits on the same side of the church | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged alabama , incest , wedding - Current Score: 21 - Added: 10 months ago
| Why does O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > OJ Simpson - Tagged dna , oj simpson , nfl , alabama , sex , murder - Current Score: 9 - Added: 9 months, 24 days ago
| Breaking News from the US: Obama wins the Election! Alabama gun shop owners report massive profits. | |
Joke by LudaCsXe, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged obama , alabama , assasination , president , election - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Whats black and swings? Barack on his first visit to Alabama! | |
Joke by dancemusicsforpoofs, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged black , swings , alabama - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Alabama, Son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, Son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No, Son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18." | |
Joke by Titch170601, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , bigger cock , 18 years old , alabama , retarded - Current Score: 2 - Added: 9 months ago
| With one of my parents from new york and one being from alabama, I have inherited characteristics from both nationalitites. This has its advantages and disadvantages. For example, being a yank, I'm terrible in bed. But on the bright side, the sheep really don't seem to mind. | |
Joke by arichw, in Sex and shit > Sheep - Tagged sheep , american , new york , yank , yankee , alabama - Current Score: -2 - Added: 3 months ago
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