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| I've just bought this Austrian girl's diary off ebay. It's not very interesting, it just says: Monday: Stayed in Tuesday: Stayed in Wednesday: Stayed in. |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , house , albinobob - Current Score: 228 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
| What's the difference between the army and a vagina? Discharge is a good thing from the army. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged army , discharge , vagina , albinobob - Current Score: 199 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| I heard on the news today that flat chested women have a 50% higher suicide rate than women with naturally big boobs. This isn't a joke I just wanted to share the great news! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged news , suicide , flat , boobs , albinobob - Current Score: 198 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| I was at my nan's house and she doesn't like swearing. I said, "crap" and she told me to put 20p in the swear jar. "I only have a pound," I told her, but she had no change. I threw in the pound anyway and said, "shit, you fucking bitch, take it all you thieving cunt." | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged swearing , nan , albinobob - Current Score: 194 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| America the home of the brave?! That must be compared to France. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , brave , france , albinobob - Current Score: 183 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| Depression is simply anger with less enthusiasm. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged enthusiasm , anger , depression , albinobob - Current Score: 142 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| Why is my TV remote like the queue in a London benefit office? It's long, black and doesn't work. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , london , unemployed , albinobob - Current Score: 136 - Added: 6 months ago
| The number of gun related deaths in America, where guns are legal, is 2600% higher than England, where guns aren't legal. I can't help but think, the person in charge of legalising guns feels the same way about Americans as I do. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , deaths , guns , england , albinobob - Current Score: 134 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why is sex like the army? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged army , discharge , sex , albinobob - Current Score: 129 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| I got a call at work today from the hospital. They said my wife had been admitted and she may have to be kept in overnight. I was very worried; who would cook the dinner? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged wife , hospital , cooking , albinobob - Current Score: 124 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
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