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I went to Alcoholics Anonymous the other day and stood up and said, "I have a gambling problem."

Another guy stood up and said, "I think you want Gamblers Anonymous."

So I said, "you're probably right, I'm so drunk I don't know where I am."
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Joke by redman, in Jokes with no home > Gambling - Tagged alchoholic , gambling , tim vine  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago

Mick: Do you have an idol?

Paddy: Yes, my dad. I worship the ground he rolls on.

Mick: Rolls? Is he in a wheelchair?

Paddy: No, he's an alchoholic.
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Joke by albinobob123, in Illness and mortality > Wheelchair - Tagged paddy , mick , wheelchair , alchoholic  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 months ago

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