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| Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart? Everyone was saying, "Oh, its ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That's not going to be very convincing!" But take a look at him now: an alcoholic Racist! |    |
Joke by JmtRyan, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged mel gibson , alcoholic , frankie boyle - Current Score: 273 - Added: 5 months ago
| My Dad used to collect empty beer bottles; which is a nicer way to say he was an alcoholic. | |
Joke by offended?, in Illness and mortality > Alcoholism - Tagged alcoholic , beer - Current Score: 129 - Added: 4 months ago
| I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary. | |
Joke by exeter, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged fat , alcoholic , transvestite , ian pearce - Current Score: 120 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| Shamefully, I have to admit, it only takes me one drink to get drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Drink - Tagged alcoholic , always on the piss , one too many - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 month ago
| Last week I attended an AA meeting and, to my horror, each person present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees. | |
Joke by mancred, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged rac , aa , alcoholic - Current Score: 103 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged article , drink , alcoholic , pissed - Current Score: 78 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? | |
Joke by HoofHearted, in Illness and mortality > Alcoholism - Tagged alcoholic , anonymous - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 months ago
| Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grew up and realised he's just a drunk who wears a cape. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Illness and mortality > Alcoholism - Tagged superman , cape , dad , drunk , alcoholic - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months ago
| I joined Alcoholics Anonymous last night. Anonymous? I knew every cunt there. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Alcoholism - Tagged alcoholic - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 week ago
| What do you call an Pakistani alcoholic? Mustafa pint. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistani , alcoholic - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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