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| Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages. They're calling it 'Islam'. |    |
Joke by TGS, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged arabs , islam , muslims , submission , mohammed , allah , dark ages , illiterate , sisterfucking , morons - Current Score: 233 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| Personally, it's not Allah I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand. | |
Joke by RichTeaBiscuit, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged allah , christians - Current Score: 177 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Apparantly Allah is having real problems at the moment. With so many suicide bombers, he is really struggling to find the 72 virgins that have been promised to each and every one of them. It's getting so bad, he might even have to consider female virgins as a substitue. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , terrorist , sickipedia , allah , virgins , virgin , sex , female , gay , gay muslim - Current Score: 135 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBeal TUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right 9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things 9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers WEDNESDAY 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer 8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy 9:00 Just Shoot Me 9:30 Veilwatch THURSDAY 8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi 8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black,Shapeless Dresses 9:30 My Two Baghdads FRIDAY 8:00 Judge Saddam 8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things 9:00 Achmed's Creek 9:30 No-witness News | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraq , tv , bombers , suicide , allah - Current Score: 56 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| The danish newspaper editor who enraged muslims by printing a cartoon has apologised and said, it was never his intention to upset the muslim people. His new book 'Allah is a cunt' goes on sale tomorrow. | |
Joke by cariad73, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged newspaper , racism , muslim , allah - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A Muslim suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise. Once in paradise, he finds himself surrounded by 72 of the ugliest skanks anyone has ever laid eyes upon. A bemused Allah then says to him, "why do you think they're still virgins?" | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged suicide , bomber , paradise , allah - Current Score: 31 - Added: 11 months ago
| Worst thing ever to hear on a plane. "This is you captain speaking.....PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!!!!" (Mock the Week) | |
Joke by someguy, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged islam , allah - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
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