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| My mate died after fucking an inmate at the psychiatric hospital where he worked. Turns out he had a serious nut allergy. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged mate , died , fucking , inmate , worked , serious , nut , allergy - Current Score: 85 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| In the news today a story of a boy who died when he suffered a reaction to a juice drink that contained milk. It brought back memories of my own son, who died when he suffered a reaction to having a fruit drink. It was mine and I threw him out the second floor window, the thieving little cunt. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged allergy , death , thieving little cunt - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months ago
| I think I must be allergic to the anti-odorant they use on Always Ultra pads! I've got a fucking terrible rash on my tongue! | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged always ultra , muff diving , allergy - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago
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