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| Two gays are having sex in an alleyway when they see a policeman walking towards them, they both panic and run like hell, trying to find somewhere to hide. The policeman sprints after them and manages to catch one, whom he beats to shit. When he is satisfied, the policeman stops pummeling the queer and pins him against the wall and shouts: "Where's your fucking boyfriend?! If I find him I'm gonna shove this truncheon right up his arse!" A voice from the darkness whispers: "I'm in the bin!" |    |
Joke by Mattylocke, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , queer , queen , police , alley - Current Score: 76 - Added: 10 months ago
| What does a prostitute and a bowling ball have in common? Both get picked up, fingered and then fucked down an alley! | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , bowling ball , alley - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I'm still a virgin. I've been waiting for the right person... In fact, I've been waiting for the right person every night this week, in an alley between 11pm and 1am. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged virgin , wait , waiting , person , rape , alley , dark , night , sex , virginity , rapist - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was walking down the street when I heard from the alley "Help! Rape!" So I ran back there as quick as I could and lucky I got there when I did. She almost got away. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , alley - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months ago
| These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs. He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?" "Hell no!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!" The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton. A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush. The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talkin'! It's been months since I had a warm meal!" | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Illness and mortality > Tramps / homeless - Tagged bum , tramps , sick , tramp , homeless , meal , food , cat , dead , puke , hurl , bile , warm , cold , smelly , rotten , alley - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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