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| When she gets married, on arriving at the church the first thing the woman will see is the aisle, next she will see the altar, and lastly she will see him...and that's exactly what the fucking horrible cow is thinking.... " Aisle Altar Him " |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged aisle , altar , him , wife , marriage , cow - Current Score: 46 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| The new nun goes to her first confession and tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. She says, "Father, I forgot to put any knickers on today and am naked under my robe." The priest says, "Bless you, my child. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar." | |
Joke by fatuous_sunbeam, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged knickers , panties , secret , confession , altar - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
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