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| "Should I take the blue pill or the red pill?" "Nan, just eat the fucking Smarties." |    |
Joke by csw2342, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged nan , pill , smarties , alzeimers , old age , old people , sweets , mental illness , grandmother - Current Score: 106 - Added: 2 months ago
| I keep forgetting the names of mountains. Think I know what's wrong, i think I have Alpsheimers. | |
Joke by bobplant, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alps , mountain , alzeimers - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was in a bookshop the other day,and saw a book with the title "Living With Alzheimers". I thought to myself,"That looks interesting",so I had a look on the back page to see what the critics had to say about it,and it said,"I found this book surprisingly.....in the fridge!" | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Books - Tagged alzeimers , bookshop , critics , fridge - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
| How does every Alzheimer's joke start? ... ... Nope, sorry, it's gone. | |
Joke by Skrogie, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzeimers - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's the best thing about having sex with a 97 year old? Alzheimer's. | |
Joke by Archprophet, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged alzeimers , sex - Current Score: 7 - Added: 7 months ago
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