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| The other week I made a joke about Alzheimer's live on TV. You should have seen the envelopes I got. |    |
Joke by roandy, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged jasper carrot , tv , alzheimers - Current Score: 305 - Added: 4 months ago
| Doctor: It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged doctor , patient , cancer , alzheimers , forgetful , forgot , doctors - Current Score: 212 - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
| Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimers This little piggy went to market | |
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , roses - Current Score: 197 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| This years Alzheimer's Society annual fair will be a day to remember. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , fair , remember , forget , senile - Current Score: 146 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| I just got a Charity appeal letter from the Alzheimer's Society. Its the 43rd one this week. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , appeal , charity - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| The best thing about Alzheimer's is never reading any duplicates on Sickipedia. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged sickipedia , alzheimers - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| They say laughter is the best cure. My grandad has alzheimers and we've been laughing at him for years and he hasn't got any better. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged grandad , alzheimers - Current Score: 101 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| I went to the doctors today. Turns out i have Chicken Pox and Alzheimer's. But thats not all, I also have chicken pox | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , chicken , as - Current Score: 98 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds on the Alzheimers patients. He sees Joe and asks him, "Joe, how much is three times three?" Joe responds, "59." He goes over to Tom and asks, "Tom, how much is three times three?" Tom responds, "Wednesday." He finally goes over to John and asks, "John, how much is three times three?" "NINE" replies John. "That's right ...now how did you come to that answer?" "It was easy...I just subtracted 59 from Wednesday." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged retirement home , old people , alzheimers - Current Score: 93 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| My gran said to me this morning, "what's the first sign of Alzheimer's?" I gave her the same answer I gave her yesterday. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , gran - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
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