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What do you call a woman who answers you back?

An ambulance		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by NUFC, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , ambulance  - Current Score: 95 - Added: 9 months ago

An ambulance arrives at the scene of a bad Nova crash on the A127 just outside Basildon.

The paramedic goes to the girl passenger, "how many fingers have I got up?"

"Fuck, I'm paralysed!"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged basildon , essex girls , ambulance , paralysed , paramedic  - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Why are ambulances better than women?

I've never had to wait for more than 45 minutes for an ambulance to come.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Drifter, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , ambulance  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 8 months, 28 days ago

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

An ambulance.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ixm, in Illness and mortality > Injury - Tagged injury , head wound , spade , doug , ambulance , anti-joke  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

I've never understood why football fans chant, "You're going home in a fucking ambulance!"

Since when do the NHS do drop-offs?		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Celebrity and news events > NHS - Tagged nhs , ambulance , football , chant , hurt , injure , injury , wtf  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month ago

Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by flies, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged pizza , ambulance , fast  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago

My wife woke me up last night and told me there was a burglar in the kitchen eating some of her left-over cottage pie.

I didn't know who to call first, the police or an ambulance.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged police , ambulance , eating , burglar , wife , left , over , pie  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago

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