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| Ah, it's the time of day when all the American inbred retards swarm the site and think, "don't get that, must be crap, vote it down, down, down." I have visited American so-called "sick joke" sites and the wankers actually apologise after posting a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive but don't mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included). Well here's a little friendly-fire for all you god-fearing, nappy-wearing, sister-shagging retards.......fuck off and find a knock-knock joke site - much more your shandy drinking style, I think. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , wankers , rednecks , yanks - Current Score: 1740 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November anyway? | |
Joke by blinky3064, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , america , terrorists , 911 , 119 - Current Score: 1460 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| One of the big differences between American English and British English is that Americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour. What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts. | |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , american english , u , cnts , enigma code , bandwagon-jumping , but at least this is actually an attempt at a joke , house of bleary - Current Score: 448 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Americans don't know how to milk a cow! | |
Joke by Conan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 9/11 , americans , america , cow , milk , 11/9 - Current Score: 241 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| George Bush spoke out against the invasion of Georgia today saying: "Russia has invaded a sovereign state...such an action is not acceptable in the 21st century." Who said Americans can't do irony? | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged george w bush , georgia , russia , iraq , irony , americans - Current Score: 217 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a man got up and said that he could tell a joke about Americans. Suddenly a bloke in the back of the bus said, "no, don't do that. I'm American." The guide looked at him and said, "that's okay, we'll explain it to you afterwards." | |
Joke by kinjoker, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged dumb , americans , bus , joke - Current Score: 191 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| Five signs that you spend too much time on Sickipedia: 1. Whenever someone mentions something that you have already heard, you immediately scream DUPLICATE! 2. Your cousin mentions their four-year-old daughter, and your first response is to make a joke about having anal sex with her. 3. You hear the word "rape" and instinctively look for a punchline. 4. You go to a job interview and assume that the best way to impress people is to say, "all Americans are fat cunts." 5. You are 33, still live with your parents, and are a virgin. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged virgin , sickipedia , joke , jokes , americans , america , rape , punchline , job interview - Current Score: 188 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| I hear they're making a skyscraper that changes shape in Dubai. Didn't they already do that in New York? | |
Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , dynamic tower , dubai , new york , americans - Current Score: 160 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| 'American English' seems to be a term used more and more often these days. But why not just write 'illiterate'? | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , english , illiterate , english is our language - Current Score: 154 - Added: 1 week ago
| I was going through US immigration recently. The stern Official asked, "do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?" I thought for a second, then replied, "violence, I think." | |
Joke by bawbag, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged immigration , americans , violence - Current Score: 152 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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