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| Ah, it's the time of day when all the American inbred retards swarm the site and think, "Don't get that. Must be crap. Vote it down, down, down." I have visited American so-called 'Sick Joke' sites and the wankers actually apologise after posting a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive, but don't mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included)! Well, here's a little friendly fire for all you God-fearing, nappy-wearing, sister-shagging retards: Fuck off and find a knock-knock joke site. That will be much more to your shandy-drinking style, I think. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , wankers , rednecks , yanks - Current Score: 2496 - Added: 8 months ago
| What goes Huh? click, huh? click, huh? click........an American voting down our good fucking jokes. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged american , americans , america , joke , jokes , vote , voting , fat yanks - Current Score: 1875 - Added: 3 months ago
| I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the fuck happened on the ninth of November... anyway? | |
Joke by blinky3064, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , america , terrorists , 911 , 119 - Current Score: 1871 - Added: 7 months ago
| The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose". Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case. | |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > terror alert - Tagged british , level , french , military , italy , spain , bulgaria , americans - Current Score: 831 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| One of the big differences between American English and British English is that Americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour. What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts. | |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , american english , u , cnts , enigma code , bandwagon-jumping , but at least this is actually an attempt at a joke - Current Score: 546 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Americans don't know how to milk a cow! | |
Joke by Conan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 9/11 , americans , america , cow , milk , 11/9 - Current Score: 333 - Added: 11 months ago
| Apparently some American tourists think the Queen was pretty stupid to build Windsor Castle right under a busy flight path. So what's their excuse for building the World Trade Centre on one then? | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged world trade centre , americans , queen - Current Score: 326 - Added: 1 month ago
| 50% of Americans don't have a passport. It's not that they don't want to leave their country, They're just too fat to fit into a photo booth. | |
Joke by purespasticated, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , argumental , booth , photo , passport - Current Score: 303 - Added: 2 months ago
| You know you're American when: You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country. You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection. You are proud of living in a 'land of the free' which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth. You worry that 21 is too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem. You criticize a democrat candidate for being socialist, while the republican president socializes your entire national economy (you are now the equal and socialist sponsors of Man Utd thanks to Bush) without you noticing or caring. You only enter wars to defend democracy when the opposite side declare war on you, but happily start wars that you lose with tin pot dictators all over the world. You spend more on defense than education or health. Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke. | |
Joke by pictomtr, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans - Current Score: 262 - Added: 2 months ago
| George Bush spoke out against the invasion of Georgia today saying: "Russia has invaded a sovereign state...such an action is not acceptable in the 21st century." Who said Americans can't do irony? | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged george w bush , georgia , russia , iraq , irony , americans - Current Score: 252 - Added: 5 months ago
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