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| An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "what is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son, "go and get your mother." |    |
Joke by rampant, in Religion and racism > Amish - Tagged amish , elevator - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year ago
| What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG!!!! An Amish drive by shooting | |
Joke by jethro69, in Religion and racism > Amish - Tagged amish , drive by - Current Score: 16 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago
| An Amish boy and his father rode into town to visit a new shopping mall. All that they saw had them reeling in amazement, but the one thing that really caught their eye was a pair of shiny ‘walls’ that could slide open and close effortlessly shut again. The boy looked at his father and asked,‘What is this thing, father?’ Having never seen an elevator before, the old man responded: ‘Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.’ At that moment, a fat lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady moved between them into a small room. The walls then closed, and the boy and his father watched in awe as a series of semi-circular numbers above the walls lit up sequentially. They continued to stare as the numbers lit in reverse order. Finally the walls opened again and a gorgeous, voluptuous blonde woman stepped out. Without taking his eyes off the young woman, the father said quietly: ‘Son, go and get your mother" | |
Joke by conoconut, in Religion and racism > Amish - Tagged amish , lift - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Signs that your amish teen is in trouble: 1. He sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m. 2. Under his bed you find pictures of women without bonnets. 3. He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap." 4. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou suckst!" 5. His name is Jebadiah, but he prefers to be known as 'Jeb Daddy.' 6. You discover his secret stash of colourful socks. 7. He uses the slang expresion: "Talk to the hand coz the beard ain't listening." 8. He was recently pulled over for driving his horse and cart under the influence of cottage cheese. 9. He has taken to wearing his big black hat backwards. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > amish - Tagged amish , teen , rebel , trouble - Current Score: 2 - Added: 8 months ago
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